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Joke of the Day

"What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons? Jose and Hose B"

"Look, I've been following you for the last three doors you've opened. I'm not saying thank you again."

"Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane? The steaks have never been higher"

"The only time I'm like ""maybe god is real"" is when I'm eating really really good nachos."

"Treat her like a lady and she'll show you her inner slut."

"Did you hear what is making the latest headlines? Corduroy pillows"

"In Europe they are now printing their money on Greece proof paper."

"How are you going to celebrate 9-11? I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes."

"What do you call your GPS if it has the voice of Terry Crews? Crews Control."

"Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't. That's it. That's the joke."