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Joke of the Day

"An British man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar The Irishman says 'Hey, is this some kind of joke?'"

"My wife don't want to have anal sex Butt fuck her"

"What's the difference between yogurt and white people? If left out for 4,000 years, yogurt will develop culture."

"*Unplugs your smart car to charge phone"

"Friend: ""What's a good movie?"" Me: ""Snakes on a plane"" Friend: ""Whats it about?"" Me: ""Horses... horses on a boat"""

"What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine? A jet engine stops whining after it lands"

"What's a turtle's favorite type of shoe? Green clog. (looks almost like a turtle shell)"

"Dutch girl I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs."

"I always like taking a shit while on the clock at work but its always so hard to read what time it is when I put it back on the wall."

"An infectious disease enters a bar... the bartender says,""we dont serve your kind here"". The disease replies, ""well you're not a very good host!"""