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Joke of the Day
"My wife don't want to have anal sex Butt fuck her"
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"Since 3D is so popular, all my tweets will be in 3D from now on. But you have to supply your own glasses."
"What do cats eat on a hot summer day? Micecream!"
"How do you get out of Sunday school? You tell your mom you're Sikh."
"What doesn't float to the top when it dies? A day old reddit post."
"What lights up a football pitch at night? A football match......."
"Life hack Use your seat belt buckle to open your beer while driving"
"How long is a pedicure? 2 feet."
"Why'd the chicken cross the road.? [reasons unknown]"
"I have an inferiority complex,,,,,, but it isn't a very good one."