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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man? Tarzan stripes forever."
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"12 ways to cut down on clickbait! This wasn't one of them"
"I bought a Lamborghini that tells dark jokes It goes from 0-100 real fast"
"How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four. One to screw in the light bulb and three to talk about how Neil Peart could've done it better."
"How does Donald Trump adopt pets? He just grabs the first pussy he sees."
"Whole Foods makes you feel like the million dollars it costs to shop there."
"TECH TIP: to prolong your iPhone's battery life, keep it surrounded by a small Druidic altar of oak leaves and blanched chicken bones #tech"
"Trying to get this hot girl at the bar jealous, so I'm slow dancing & making out with a potted plant. It's working, she's been staring at me"
"A joke and 3 cocks What's the difference between a joke and 3 cocks. Your mom can't take a joke."
"[Friend opens Christmas present] Me: It's a lie detector Friend: Oh... I love it Me: (whispering) we'll see"