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Joke of the Day

"Trying to get this hot girl at the bar jealous, so I'm slow dancing & making out with a potted plant. It's working, she's been staring at me"

"Communism and nude beaches have one thing in common The idea sounds great unless you've actually been there."

"A strange sense of humor. Surprisingly, but the long walks on the moor very breathtakingly."

"TIL Lebanese people are from the fugawi tribe. When they walked out of the airport they said we're the fugawi."

"What's the easiest way to piss off a bunch of redditors? [DELETED]"

"I'm never gonna tell the person I'm meeting up with that you said hi."

"A woman participating in a survey was asked how she felt about condoms. She said, ""Depends on what's in it for me."""

"Prankcalling the NSA like is my refrigerator running?"

"Laughter is the best medicine........unless you have Morphine. Then Morphine is the best medicine."

"What is the difference between your wife and your job? Your job still sucks."