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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ankara ! Ankara who ? Ankara went off the cliff !"
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"Guys, stop comparing Trump to Hitler. He thinks it's a compliment. Call him a middle-aged woman or a peaceful Muslim."
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"What do you call a urinary tract infection caused in a virgin? Immaculate Infection"
"Learning about frequency is so boring ... It literally Hertz."
"What do your cell phone settings and anal bleach have in common? They both change your ring tone!"
"If the Dove is ""The Bird Of Peace"" What's the bird of love? The Swallow."
"Ever hear about the Mexican Train Killer? I heard he had locomotives."
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