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Joke of the Day

"I used to be in a band called The Prevention... We were better than the Cure."

"Relationship status: Sitting in Home Depot parking lot, car hood open, and asking men if they can jump me."

"First Executive Order: All pornstars must now be blonde."

"What does the Pope dip his chips in? Holy Guacamole"

"I used to work at an orange juice company But I got canned because I couldn't concentrate."

"What do you call someone with no arms or legs? Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY"

"A headbanger guitar is best made of heavy metal"

"The place I store my loud elf Shhh elf"

"My friend asked why I have a folder named ""dick pics"" I told him because nobody will open it and find my porn."

"What did the first cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Does this taste funny to you?"