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Joke of the Day
"I used to be in a band called The Prevention... We were better than the Cure."
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"What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet? An elephant with diarrhea."
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"How many actors does it take to change a light bulb? 10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better."
"Whats long and black? the unemployment line."
"Yo mama's so fat, I swerved my car to miss her and ran out of gas."
"If everyday is a gift, I want to know where I can return Mondays."
"A pedophile chicken has sex with an egg... Obviously the chicken came first."
"If you're going to have a beer with Russian's You better Czech yourself before you wreck yourself. Edit:FUCK I JUST REALIZED HOW BAD THIS JOKE IS"