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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions."

"A man was walking his dog in a graveyard when he spots another man crouching behind a tombstone Mourning,He Said, The Other man replied ""No just taking a shit."""

"Middle only pie A middle only pie could make someone a lot of money. But I donno if they could contain the business."

"What do you say to Jennifer Anniston after she has been stabbed? So noone told you knife was gonna be this way?"

"Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because someone threw a fridge at her...."

"I used to date a girl with a lazy eye But I had to break it off because she was seeing someone on the side."

"My ten year-old daughter is learning Chinese characters in school, so she can pick out a really good lower-back tattoo when she gets older"

"Accidentally triple-knotted my laces so I guess I'm wearing these shoes for the rest of my life."

"I wanted to have sex with my girlfriend, but she was on her period... so I had to pull some strings."

"What is Donald Trump's favourite Overwatch hero? Mei, because she's from China and likes to build walls."