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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pen without style? Stylus."
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"Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control? A: Their personality."
"Why don't they teach Driver's Ed and sex education on the same day in the Middle East? They don't want to wear out the camel."
"Somebody in my gang is an undercover police horse. I've narrowed it down to Dave, Kyle and Sugarcube"
"[in a bar] Him: Trouble is my middle name. Me: wow... That's a stupid middle name. You must hate your parents. Him: *breaks down crying"
"my girlfriend's family is quite religious. i remember first time we stayed at her parents's house. but her dad wouldn't let us sleep together. which is a shame because he is so attractive."
"I met my newborn neice for the first time last night and she didn't even remember me this morning. Bitch."
"What do geeks and nerds love but cant have? 80085"
"Three guys walk into a bar... ...the bartender says, ""What is this, a joke?"""
"Why can't Quentin Tarantino make a good first impression? He's always getting off on the wrong foot."