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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people? Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!"

"My new bowflex comes tomorrow...so if anyone wants to buy a slightly used bowflex in a couple months let me know."

"Why is it called a Wonder Bra? When she takes it off you wonder where her tits went."

"What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Dam!"

"Question everything. Or should you?"

"I secretly bought some new trousers without telling my girlfriend Do you think chinos?"

"When you have to poop so bad it comes out just as you reach the toilet... That's the shit I don't like."

"I only date men who have cats because they've been pre-trained to try and figure out what you want if you just stare at them long enough."

"I think mountains are funny.... they're *hill areas*"

"What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me, I'm going in!"