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Joke of the Day

"Don't buy drinks from children on the side of the road. The money never really goes to aid for lemons."

"what type of meat does the pope eat? nun"

"His last words were, ""I'm just going to tell her to calm down, and remind her that she still hasn't made dinner."""

"Pickup line Call me Willy Wanka and let me stick it in your chocolate factory."

"What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants? ""ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"""

"How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts? Fetus Deletus"

"What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun? Frank"

"What did the Mexican student write his essay about? Life outside of prison."

"What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub? The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole."

"What kind of type face does a pachyderm use? ele-font"