175980
Joke of the Day
"Why did Hitler commit suicide ? Because he couldn't pay the gas bill"
Next Joke
"What is a male widow called? single"
"turn on: when you double space your essay and it goes from 3 to 5 pages"
"I went to the local swimming pool today... And I asked the receptionist, ""How much for 2 children?"" She replied, ""$9.50."" ""Awesome!"" I said. ""Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip?"""
"""I loves hows you've done me spinach Doc!"" Popeye tells his host. Hannibal winks. ""The secret is to add a bit of Olive Oil."""
"What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour? A double crosser."
"Marilyn Monroe sure got smart four decades after she died."
"Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac agnostic? He lay awake nights wondering if there was a dog."
"My neighbor's kids said they loved sneakers. They're huge Vans of them."
"Friend: just be yourself. Me: Be myself? Be myself?! Some of the most successful people I know aren't myself. That's horrible advice"