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Joke of the Day
"Marilyn Monroe sure got smart four decades after she died."
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"Winnie the Pooh band-aids may look cute but are useless on stab wounds."
"Q: How do you catch an orange elephant? A: I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant."
"Why did Napoleon return from exile? He needed more Elba room."
"Did you hear about the awesome new Corey Hart cover of Sunglasses at Night? By Stevie Wonder."
"I am exceedingly charismatic but I have trouble pronouncing words beginning with 'f' and 'th'..... ...... Can't say fairer than that."
"I hate when I'm in line for the bathroom and someone asks if I'm in line, like I look like a dude who just waits outside of bathrooms."
"Confucius say lucky girl is girl who meet boy in park and lucky boy is boy who park meat in girl"
"""Hang out with different people everyday so the only person who knows you've been wearing the same outfit all week is you"" - my fashion blog"
"What is an MRI's favorite music? Metal"