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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a phallic music scale, crushed under a piano? D-flat"
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"What's better than winning a silver medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded"
"A hug is basically a mini hostage situation."
"How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian.... I'll get my coat..."
"Why did Yellow divorce Green? Because Green blue Indigo."
"Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now"