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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't santa have any children? 'cause he cums down the chimney"
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"If you found a five dollar bill in every pocket of your coat what would you have ? Someone else's coat."
"Dentist: Just let me finish and you will be another man after these cosmetic procedures. Patient: Okay doc but don't forget to send your bill to the other man."
"Why is it called a Wonder Bra? When she takes it off you wonder where her tits went."
"I learned how to talk to animals today.. Now they just have to learn to listen"
"What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs? A condescending Khan descending."
"I was fired from my job as a mortician after I was caught having sex on the job I guess it was the final nail in the coffin."
"My doctor told me I'm Bi-Polar I wasn't sure to laugh or cry."
"What's the difference between a Pickpocket and a Peeping Tom? A Pickpocket snatches watches."
"What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit? Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something."