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Joke of the Day

"Me: Daughters, dude. Driving me crazy, you know? Him: Yeah. Me: Want another juice box, bro? Him: Yeah. 3 year-old neighbor boy gets me."

"Why is Pokemon quite realistic? Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa."

"What profession was once highly respected, but is now a complete joke? Nigerian Prince Thanks r/askreddit for the idea"

"I've always wanted to know how long ""forever"" was... and by looking at some peoples relationships its around 2 to 4 weeks."

"How can you tell if a potato is baked? It's [eyes](http://i.imgur.com/KwCyY.jpg) are all red and glossy."

"My favorite part of the bible is when god gives people free will and then kills everyone with a flood for not acting the way he wanted ."

"Worst dad jokes are emoticons Had a group message with family and my sister wanted to go get coffee. So my dad sent this *$ Enjoy"

"if you hold a turtle shell up to your ear you can hear a turtle biting on your ear you dumb idiot"

"Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven because they wouldn't let you in because you're terrible?"

"What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard? Nothing, he's Snowden."