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Joke of the Day

"Why is Pokemon quite realistic? Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa."

"I told a very average joke in the cheese aisle today. The crowd went mild."

"How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson? it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in."

"Ireland's population is out of control It keeps Dublin and Dublin"

"Hi, Faithbook! itfs Mike Tyson"

"What do you call the western half of Kenya? Kenya West"

"TIL Diarrhea is hereditary It runs in your jeans"

"Prince's death may have been murder. In these types of cases it's usually the butler or maid. Did anybody dust for Prince?"

"Why wasn't Sean Connery standing? He had to shit."

"While I appreciate that you're bringing sexy back, if we're not also discussing who took sexy away, we're only enabling future sexy problems"