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"Why did the burglar take a shower? He wanted to make a clean getaway"
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"My dick is like my ring finger... Average in length and width and probably won't see much use until marriage."
"Why are women so afraid of looking stupid? Because they don't want the world to know!"
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"What did Delaware? Idaho. Alaska"
"How do you make a dinosaur? Kick it up the arse"
"I successfully said ""Worcestershire sauce"" today!"
"I thought the wife was joking... ...when she said she wanted to go to Switzerland for a Monkees concert. Then I saw her face...now I'm in Geneva"
"Q: What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike? A: The place they are aiming at."
"How do you blend in at a bald convention? Chemo-flage"