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Joke of the Day
"I successfully said ""Worcestershire sauce"" today!"
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"[Paranormal Investigator shows up at Disney World] Ok, show me this so-called ""haunted mansion"""
"phone call Wife: Want a free couch? Me: Free? Yes! Wife: How do we pick it up? Me: Lift with your legs, not your back. Wife: *click*"
"I don't know what my shoes are laced with But I'm tripping balls"
"I'll never forget my grandad's last words on his deathbed. He said: ""I should never have bought this deathbed. Asking for trouble..."""
"This popped into my head when I was half asleep. Figured I'd share. What does a Sparkle magazine model call her g-spot? Her glitterus"
"When my toddlers are teenagers I'm going to wake them up in the middle of the night to tell them I'm thirsty"
"My next tattoo will be ""helvetica"" written in Arial. When a woman corrects me on it, I will marry her"
"I get ignored so much that people call me terms and conditions"
"What does 80 year old pussy taste like? Depends"