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Joke of the Day

"I successfully said ""Worcestershire sauce"" today!"

"Me: No, you hang up first Pizza Hut: *click*"

"""We don't serve time travelers here"" A time traveler walks into a bar."

"Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full? He is so misunderstood."

"What's the worst kind of T-Shirt? A Casual Tee."

"Why do bunnies have soft sex? They have cotton balls."

"I bet if Bruce Banner had children he'd be the Hulk more than 90% of the time."

"My doctor told me I had to quit masturbating Turns out it was because he was trying to examine me"

"Did hipster polar bears like the North Pole... before it was cool?"

"[NSFW] Its a good thing your vagina has a sense of humor... ...otherwise it wouldn't be able to take this joke."