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Joke of the Day

"I don't care if a human is male or female, Black or white, European, American, or Asian, they all taste the same."

"If you are charged with possession of marijuana Is it called joint custody?"

"What do you call a feminist that raps about women's rights? Feminem"

"""my god, that man is trying to snatch her purse!"" i'll be RIGHT back *ducks into phone booth* *pops head out 5 mins later* is he gone yet"

"If you clone a twin... Do you get triplets?"

"Laugh and the class laughs with you. But you get detention alone !"

"How do you piss off Liquor store shoplifters and Redditors? CAP LOCKS."

"What's annoying about going 90 in a school zone? The screaming speed bumps"

"why aren't there any good jokes about the dark side? i dunno but there's a darth of them"

"Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? She moans with the other."