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Joke of the Day

"How to not be racist Be like Mario! He's made by the japanese, he is an italian plumber, looks like a mexican, runs and jumps like a black man and grabs coins as fast as a Jew!"

"What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside!"

"My gay friend fell into the ocean Good thing he's so flambuoyant."

"What did my Dominican girlfriend say when she saw me at the pet store? Ay puppi."

"What fruit can't get married? CANTELOPE"

"If I had a dollar for every time someone over 40 told me my generation sucks... I wouldn't have to give so many blowjobs."

"The pope is in Israel with a sheik and a rabbi. If they don't walk into a bar, it's all for nothing!"

"I was in a near-sex experience. My wife flashed before my eyes."

"What's hitler's favorite yu-gi-oh card? Blue eyes blond dragon."

"Why can't the homeless ever get by in America? because there's no chaaaannggggeeeee"