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Joke of the Day
"And the Best McDonald's Employee of the Month goes to Mad Max: Fury Road."
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"What do you do if your bank account stops working? Throw the guy out of the house."
"""Come with me if you want to live"" - Great movie line, bad thing to say during sex"
"How did the Frenchman get turned on? He French-kissed a power outlet"
"What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep? ""I herd that!"""
"I used to care... what people in the adjacent bathroom stalls thought of me, but now, I don't give a shit"
"What's the difference between harass and annoy? I have never had my finger in annoy. Edit: NSFW.. depending where you work, I guess."
"My boss asked me to put two pieces of wood together. I totally nailed it."
"How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan? Depends on the size of the pieces."
"Hey kids! Make your voice heard this election day by hiding your parents identification! (Not applicable in some states)"