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Joke of the Day

"I don't understand why death row inmates are given their choice of meal before they're executed. ""I have to die tomorrow, but I get TACOS!"""

"I just want a girl that's nice and sweet that doesn't require a lot of money and I can dunk them in milk wait, a cookie, I want a cookie"

"What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut."

"What's a caterpillar afraid of? A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the ~~worst~~ best joke I've ever heard)"

"When you see geese flying to warmer a climate ever wonder why one side of the V is longer? It's because that side has more geese."

"What do you call the bad part of Italy? Spaghetto."

"I went camping with a bunch of supermodels once. It was pretty in tents."

"mrw browsing front page [removed due to copyright]"

"""Opinions are like assholes..."" ""... I like yours."" -SO this morning"

"She said that having a successful marriage is all about making sacrifices so I threw her into a volcano."