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Joke of the Day

"I don't understand why death row inmates are given their choice of meal before they're executed. ""I have to die tomorrow, but I get TACOS!"""

"A man, his son, and their dog walk into a bar. ""Ouch!"" ""Ouch!"" ""Woof!"""

"Do I like like a fan to you? Because you seem so much cooler when I'm around."

"I was driving down the road when I spotted a black man walking along carrying a TV over his shoulder... ...I asked myself, ""Is that mine?"" Then I realized, mine was at home shining my shoes!"

"What do you call a learned spider? A webdesigner"

"Why was the Router released early from prison? It had connections."

"So a horse walks into a bar... And the bartender says, ""why the long face?"" To which the horse replies, ""I'm a raging alcoholic and it's destroying my family."""

"A man walks into a bar He says ""Ow!"""

"Four gay men walk into a bar and there's only one available stool. What do they do? Flip the stool over."

"What is the cruelest thing you can do to a blind person? 'Caution- Hot surface' in braille."