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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a worried bounty hunter? Boba Fret"
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"Did you hear about the referee that got fired from the NBA? Supposedly he's a whistleblower."
"Tried cleaning the house to the A-Team theme and ended up building a tank. So close."
"There was one good thing still to be said about the politician who went to prison for stalking... He was a man of the peep-hole!"
"Actions speak louder than words, unless those words are spoken by a drunken woman"
"I just found out that my sweater was made by indonesian slave children And i must say they did a wonderful job"
"What did the dead person say the skeleton... ""You're a numbskull."""
"What sound does a grape make when you step on it? Just a little wine"
"Roses Rose are red, Violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic And so am I"
"My boss told me she would screw me if I worked all the free overtime I possibly could."