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Joke of the Day

"What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year? Patty O'Furniture"

"summer is the worst time of the year to turn goth what the shit was i thinking"

"One thing that Sean Connery asked his wife only once and never again. To sit on his face."

"Anybody hear about what happened when Nietzche died? Oh, well I guess it doesn't really matter anyway..."

"I have this fun drinking game where you take a drink every time you'd like one because you're an adult and you can make decisions yourself."

"What does Hillary Clinton have in common with a factory-grown chicken? They're both getting beaten by the name of Sanders."

"I have a great joke about Native Americans But... I'm afraid some people will have some reservations against it."

"Had to have ""the sex talk"" with my daughter, she was a little overwhelmed so I left out the part about golden showers & donkey punches"

"I can't feel my face when I'm with you, but I love it. Doctor: This is your third Botox appointment. That wasn't even funny the first time."

"What's the difference between a whore and a bitch? A whore sleeps with everyone at the party, a bitch sleeps with everyone except you."