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Joke of the Day
"What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met? IDK"
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"What do you call a deer with no eyes? Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: No idee-er. (idea) Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no idee-er."
"How can you go broke making Twinkies when two states just legalized marijuana?"
"The best thing about telepathy is...I know, right?"
"Get all the protein you can before you die because there's no whey in Hell"
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly a dick up a butt."
"A blind guy walks into a bar.. And a table.. And a chair.. And a desk"
"In the South, everyone is treated like family I guess that explains the rape"
"There are three things I can never remember.... There....um....uh....dang it! I forgot!"
"What did Obama say to Trump at the White House? Change"