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Joke of the Day
"Who should we vote for the next president? Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3."
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"I feel bad for Anne Frank She had her diary published for all the world to read, which is every girl's worst nightmare! And she didn't get paid for it, which is every Jew's worst nightmare."
"If you feel trapped in your body with no way out, just think about that guy in the middle of a conga line."
"I once slowly roasted a Marshmallow over fire until the Michelin Man gave me some free tires."
"What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? Nobody ever wants to borrow my hippo :-("
"Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up? They were just never on the same page..."
"A psychiatrist is just a friend you pay to listen to your problems because your other friends are tired of hearing about them."
"Do you remember the name of the Italian/Vietnamese restaurant we went to? Yeah! It was great, how could I ""Pho-get-abouttit"""
"The Teen Choice Awards air tonight if you want to see a great reminder of why kids aren't allowed to vote."
"Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think we give a fuck."