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Joke of the Day
"Why did the cowboy get a daschund? Because someone told him to get along little doggie."
Next Joke
"What's the hardest kind of waffle to find? A Carmen Sandy Eggo"
"With soaring gas prices and my abnormally sized feet, I am thinking that I will be Yabba-dabba-dooing it to work this week!"
"What is it that's red. Reddit."
"Why is the Star Trek enterprise like toilet paper? They both circle your anus searching for cling-ons"
"--Whenever I am down in the dumps, I buy a new hat. --So that's where you get them."
"My wife said she wants to rescue a cat so I threw it in the pool."
"Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot? Because one more would be ""two-fahrty"""
"Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers."
"We're out of toilet paper, also don't pet the cat."