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"What is the square root of 69? Eight something."
"She : I Love Kids He : I Love The Process"
"One guacamole is... equal to 6.0221415 x 10^23 guaca's."
"I went to the fancy dress shop the other day but they couldn't help me complete my wizard costume You just can't get the staff."
"A penguin talks his snowmobile in to get fixed. The mechanic takes a look at it and says ""looks like you blew a seal."" penguin replies ""no, that's just frosting on my lip."""
"How gays decide who will be on the top? With a swordfight."
"My penis and I are really good friends but... We've never really seen eye to eye"
"Theft solution: Tits. Nobody is thinking about larceny when they're looking at tits. So ladies, help stop crime... show us your tits."
"What's the square root of 69? 8 something."