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Joke of the Day
"What is a chefs weapon of choice? A salt rifle"
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"What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ? A boar constrictor !"
"Why did the criminal hide in the roof? It was very Con-Ceiling."
"What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ? A little bear !"
"You know what they say about big feet... Big socks."
"What do you call a Jewish person who is suicidal? A Yamikaze."
"Me: We broke up. Male Friend: You okay? You need to talk? Shoulder to cry on? You want to come over? Go to dinner? Sleep with me finally?"
"Guy gets wife roses. She says ""I guess this means you want me on my back w my legs in the air?"" He says, ""Why, we don't have a Vase?"
"Drugs are never the answer kids. Unless the question is ""why have you been checking under the carpet for lizards for 3 days straight?"""
"HOW TO JOG: 1. Put on jogging outfit. 2. Go outside. 3. Imagine a cow galloping down the street. 4. Try to milk that cow."