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Joke of the Day
"I mainly get my exercise by awkwardly running to doors when people hold them open for me"
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"If Chuck Norris catches you writing jokes about him, he'll smash your face into the keyjhesreqdzsf"
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"OMG IT'S GOING TO KILL US ALL!! ~ My dog every time I use a broom"
"A man walks into a music store and asks the assistant ""I have really enjoyed Beethoven's Concerto. Have you got some of his earlier work, concertA to concertN?"""
"Three men walk into a bar you would think the third one would have ducked"