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Joke of the Day
"How tall are the twin towers? 9"" 11"
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"Always check the height of nearby ceiling fans before giving a toddler a ride on your shoulders. How I learned this rule is not important."
"Hey girl, are you a derivative? Because I'd like to examine the slope of your curves"
"What happened when the cat swallowed a coin? There was money in the kitty."
"I invited OJ Simpson to my Thanksgiving dinner. He's good at carving white meat."
"What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over? A dirty double crosser."
"A women asked her husband, ""What do bees eat?"" The husband replied ""Honey, how should I know?"""
"I try to refrain from farting while I masturbate. For I am a gentleman."
"What's green, slimey and smells like pork? Kermit's finger."
"[coffee shop] *casually puts arm around wife* *reaches up to Free Wifi sign with a pen* *changes last ""i"" to an ""e"", draws downward arrow*"