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Joke of the Day
"If a child is scared of pedophiles, He should grow up"
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"I became a Jew today Only in it for the money."
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"What do you call the space between a Mormon's butthole and balls? a Latter-day taint!"
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"What do the elderly eat? Dementos"
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