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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the gardener that had an aneurysm? He's currently in a vegetative-state."
Next Joke
"I don't care what they say, the first guy who milked a cow and drank it was a massive pervert."
"They said I'd miss my family I never miss at close range."
"If - H 2 O - is on the inside of a fire hydrant what is on the outside? K 9 P"
"Funny thing about National Cleavage Day is that girls with big boobs celebrate it everyday. Hallelujah."
"A man was found dead with his penis in a jar of crunchy peanut butter He was fucking nuts"
"A guy walks into a bar... ""Ouch"""
"Did you hear about the dislexic, agnostic, insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog."
"The harder you slam the door walking out on an argument ...the more likely you have to go back inside for your car keys."
"Couldn't stop farting...so i went to the Doctors I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite"