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Joke of the Day
"knock knock! knock knock who's there? europe europe who no, you are"
Next Joke
"Mom: You're a son of a bitch! Son: That makes you a bitch! Mom: You sure? *This is the story of how I found out I was adopted*"
"My internet connection is just like my Ex-Girlfriend Unstable"
"Yes autocorrect, I was trying to find some 'amazon' weed"
"It's weird for Me not having a Pope. I feel like Burns without Smithers."
"I'm all wet! ""Give it to me!"" she yelled, ""I'm so fucking wet, give it to me now!"" She could scream all she wanted, I was keeping the umbrella."
"What do you call a white European with a big dick? Hungaryan"
"You the bomb. No, you the bomb. A compliment in America. An argument in the Middle East."
"Some women have names that simply demand respect. The few. The proud. The Maureens."
"Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night? Nurse: No change yet."