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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a guy who works out regularly? Jim."

"I have a hotmail email account. But don't worry, I use it ironically."

"Do you want to play a Russian drinking game? It's simple. If you see a Malaysian Airlines jet in the sky, take a shot."

"I accidentally wet the bed I share with my girlfriend.... She's still pissed"

"The best things in life aren't things."

"Girl asked me to netflix and chill, but I download all my movies illegally.... So I was like na, more like pirate and booty."

"A mother walks in on her son playing with his privates... ""You really like those new toy soldiers, don't you?"""

"Why did the console gamer cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side."

"What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away"

"Whats the diff between EROTIC and KINKY? EROTIC is when you use a feather. KINKY is when you use the whole chicken."