17057
Joke of the Day
"trump is shitting furiously into a golden toilet right this moment"
Next Joke
"Why is Hillary running for President? Because it's easier than running from the law."
"What do David Beckham and Ferrero Rocher chocolates have in common? They both come in a posh box"
"Why are atheists afraid of exponents? They don't believe in a higher power."
"Everyone knows that 1 person who never laughs...I'm drawn to them like a moth to a flame, just to make their lives a living hell"
"What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain."
"I'm gonna learn Spanish so I can see if Mexicans make Cuatro de Julio jokes that are just as stupid and unfunny as our Cinco de Mayo jokes."
"Why did the little boy use his inhaler? ""No wheezin'"""
"When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say? ""Hold on, let me get my bear rings."""
"Why did the music teacher get arrested So Doe Mi"