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Joke of the Day
"Found a quarter on the ground the other day You could say it 'changed' my life"
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"A Game of Thrones Joke What do Theon Greyjoy and Justin Timberlake have in common? A dick in a box."
"You're the bomb! A compliment in America. An argument in the Middle East."
"Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon? Because there are no gaze in the military"
"What does Putin's boyfriend say when he wants sex? Putin, Putitin"
"Overall productive day.. *Ordered Batman boxer briefs & matching knee socks *Called my mom *Bought an Xbox game, & a goat, on Craigslist"
"What's your favorite dirty joke? Mine is: Wht do Jewish men have their sons circumsised? Because they know Jewish women can't resist anything 10% off."
"*horse walks into a bar* *horse walks into a bar* *horse walks into a bar* *horse walks into an optometrist* Horse: Holy shit please help me"
"My superpower is turning ""never again"" to ""ok, one more time"""
"What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan? The Pirates always lose."