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Joke of the Day

"I like big MUTTS & I cannot lie U other breeders can't deny When a dog walks in with a pretty mixed race & spots all on its face it gets PET"

"No one laughed at my joke I wrote on the wall of the toilet stall... I guess I need to work on my toilet humor."

"So i used to be terrible at asking for things in restaurants... I used to be too nervous to ask for condiments at restaurants... but one day i mustered the courage."

"If my friends circle was a pizza... ...I would be the crust"

"When did Sean Connery get to Wimbledon? Tennish."

"Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street? It was his only chance to see an Oscar"

"What did one tree say to the other? Nothing. They bark."

"You can say what you like about deaf people. As long as you are not directly facing them."

"Next time somebody calls your home phone... Say ""Can I call you back? I'm driving."""

"My paper towels went missing so I hired a Bounty hunter."