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Joke of the Day
"Two parrots are sitting on a Perch One says to the other ""Can you smell fish?"""
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"Hitler and his men are having a meeting. Hitler: We will kill 6 million Jews and 1 clown. Men: Why the clown? Hitler: See! I told you nobody cares about the Jews!"
"How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? Twenty-Juan"
"Where do you find an old Onion article? In thier archives."
"Why is Florida not an island?? Because Georgia sucks..."
"Did you hear the one about the man who was run over by a Nissan? He had to pay the altamate price."
"How do girls know when they are adults? When they start to like spankings"
"Two pretzels were walking down the street... And one was a-salted."
"What do you call a nun on a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile   ^^^^^^^^^^^[inb4^^repost](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/search?q=nun+on+a+wheelchair&restrict_sr=on&sort=relevance&t=all)"
"Next year is going to be an odd one. credit goes to my dad."