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Joke of the Day
"Is life fair? Short answer: No. Long answer: Noooooooooooooooooooo."
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"The cannibal arrived late to the dinner party. He was given the cold shoulder."
"A man married his own secretary thinking that she will still follow his orders as before."
"How do you make a dead baby float? Nail a piece of styrofoam to its head."