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Joke of the Day
"What does a programmer do in the toilet? A log dump!"
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"I met this girl at the library... She was really smart! Almost as brainy as Kurt Cobain's ceiling."
"Friends and family sometimes said I was a kid stuck in a man's body. The police say I'm a man caught in a kids body."
"What has ten letters and starts with gas? ""flatulence"""
"When does 1+1=3? When you don't use a condom."
"Girl are you a school? Because I wanna shoot some kids in you"
"""Are you pro gay?"" he asked. ""Amateur at best,"" I replied"
"Why don't blind people skydive? Cuz the guide dogs are scared as fuck."
"What do you call a group of hot moms in space? THE MILFY WAY!"
"Mommy mommy what happened to all your scabs ...[NSFL] Shut up and eat your corn flakes!"