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"What does a programmer do in the toilet? A log dump!"
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"Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant? She blew them both."
"What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium? He got atomic ache."
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"How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris."
"Why did the guitarist get life in prison? He fingered a minor."
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"I can not stand the new style with hip hop music, they say one word then repeat it a dozen times. It is so freakin annoying and lame lame lame lame lame."
"Olive Garden is appropriately named given that an olive garden is exactly where even Jesus was disappointed."
"My friend had a stroke and half his body went dead He's all right now."