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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a masterbating cow? Beef stroganoff"
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"Why don't you put eggs in a microwave? Because they eggsplode. :D"
"With the banning of the Confederate flag in America... We are going through a period of erase-ism."
"It's not illegal to convince your child that she is the only person who can see the sun and must never talk about it."
"How can you tell when a salesperson is lying? His lips are moving."
"I love this joke today Knock, knock. ""Who's there?"" 9/11 ""9/11 who?"" You said you would never forget! Sorry if this has been posted recently.. Could be too soon?"
"What did the blonde say when she saw Cheerios? Donut seeds."
"How to play the Michael Brown drinking game Just stand there and take the 8 shots."
"What do you call a rapist in the friendzone? A stalker."
"SCIENTIST: it's our thinnest toilet paper yet, sir. less than a picometer CEO: *rips it by breathing on it* put it in every public restroom"