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Joke of the Day
"I was going to make a dubai joke But all the good ones are overused, emirate?"
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"If you use your alarm to look for your car in a parking lot someone will eventually help you find it by yelling ""It's over here you idiot!"""
"This one time, I got kicked out of the audience of ""Cats"" on Broadway for bringing a laser pointer."
"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day."
"[Crossword] 7 across) Person you work with, 9 letters COWORKER 21 down) Person you hate, 9 letters COWORKER"
"If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattracitve... ...eventually they would find me attractive."
"What happens when you step on an oily asian? Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope."
"fog machine I was pissed off yesterday. So pissed off I threw my fog machine out the window. Something must have went wrong, because it misted."
"I am opening a new restaurant... ...called ""Whatever. I Don't Care"". Gonna make a killing on date night."
"Why can't my girlfriend perform at open mic night? Because she's a cover thief."