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Joke of the Day

"This one time, I got kicked out of the audience of ""Cats"" on Broadway for bringing a laser pointer."

"What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa stops after 3 Ho's"

"""I dunno, maybe you go steal an old lady's purse, you can hold up a liquor store, & you...just sit there looking mean."" -Unorganized Crime"

"What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date? Netflix and chill."

"My kids are always accusing me of having a 'favourite kid' Which is ridiculous as I don't like any of them. -Danny Zuker"

"A wife in big doses is poison, in small doses medicine."

"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."

"Silver and Lead are sitting in a bar when Gold walks in ... Silver yells ""AU get outta here"""

"What is Al Qaeda's favourite team? New York Jets"

"Whats the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew Harry made it out of the chamber"