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Joke of the Day
"The Titanic was a German philosopher... It got famous for sinking."
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"Updog (terrible joke I posted in dadjokes) Dad: (sniffs) it smells like updog in here. Son: What's up dog? Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!?"
"""I don't want to talk about it, so I posted some lyrics for you to decipher about how it's your fault."" ~ girls"
"Idea: A non-violent stun gun that yells ""Cuba Gooding, Jr. has an Oscar!"""
"A joke about 'The Interview' Nobody fucking cares."
"Why did all of the frog guidance counselor's students become construction workers? The only advice he could give them was ""rivet, rivet."""
"I helped an old guy cross the road today I carried his walking frame. Talk about ungrateful."
"You should invest in Helium It's only going to go up!"
"What does Trump have to do to win the election? Show off his erection."
"Oh really, Carol? It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown? How many muscles does it take you to mind your own business"