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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell a male dinosaur from a female dinosaur? Ask it a question. If he answers it's a male; if she answers it's female."

"Relative's be like Them: What's your age ? Me: I'm 20 Them: Oh, when i was your age i was 21"

"My mom said she is going Indiana. I said: That's gross mom I don't want to hear about your sex life."

"Why did the felon have so much energy? He was well arrested!"

"In Russia, Vladimir Putin has said that the killers of Nemtsov ""will be ruthlessly hunted down."" He added, ""It's cheaper than paying them"""

"What's an asian's favorite drug? HERROine ^^^^^^I'm ^^^^^^sorry, ^^^^^^that ^^^^^^was ^^^^^^aweful."

"What did papa butter say to troublesome son butter? You had *butter* behave now, alright son? I sure know you don't want to get *whipped*!"

"What do Netflix and diarrhea have in common?......... Both stream instantly."

"Wife: y is a penguin w an umbrella in the- Me:*points to dog dressed as batman* so Bark Wayne isnt bored W: M: he needs an arch enemy, Karen"

"My girlfriend doesn't believe in abstinence. Thank God."