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Joke of the Day
"Ok so the Past, the Present, and the Future walked into a bar. It was tense."
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"What do lesbian couples do once a month? Finger paint."
"I wonder if women in China complain that all guys are the same."
"want to hear a honest joke? barack obama"
"A son asks his dad ""Dad, am I adopted?"" ""Not yet son. We still haven't found anyone that wants you"""
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it's R but his first love will always be the C."
"Studies show people who carry tactical knives with flashlights are less confident guessers. They never take a stab in the dark."
"Official Bin Laden Joke thread! ""Osama's funeral is gonna' be the bomb!"""
"FRIEND: Just let her down easy ME: Ok [later] ME: *jumping in bouncy castle* I WANT A DIVORCE, KAREN"
"What's the difference between a rooster and a hooker? [NSFW] The rooster says Cock-a-doodle-do, and the hooker says Any cock will do!"