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Joke of the Day
"I like my woman like I like my coffee... Smuggled in a sack from Colombia"
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"Why can't you starve in the desert? Because of all the sandwiches there."
"What do you call a pony with a cough? A little hoarse!!!"
"math and sex math is like sex you add the people, subtract the clothes, you divide and hope you don't multiply."
"I slept with a supermodel last night Alternative facts."
"'hey babe, you fancy Amazon prime movie and instant video online demand service and chill later?' No thanks dad"
"If you think Hillary is going to drop out of the presidential race, you should know Hillary doesn't go down... That's why Bill had Monica."
"What do you call a monkey with a white bandanna tied to his tail? A surrender monkey"
"What pokemon would you catch in Antarctica? Freezing."
"There is a new machine for testing your sperm count at home Maybe I could use it to check my daughter's saliva sample"