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Joke of the Day
"I like my woman like I like my coffee... Smuggled in a sack from Colombia"
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"In Soviet Russia, tired joke format tweets YOU."
"A man walks into a bar and yells, ""All Lawyers are assholes!"" Someone at the bar stands up and says, ""I take offense to that."" ""Why? Are you a lawyer?"" ""No. I'm an asshole."""
"A little girl asks her grandad... ""Would you make a frog noise for me?"" The grandad, confused asks, ""why?"" The little girl replies, ""dad says when you croak we are all going to disneyland""."
"What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza? Little Seizures..."
"Why can't you trust atoms? Because they make everything up."
"I have a tip for all you lonely ladies on valentine's day... Or you can just take the whole thing."
"My son needed a Bone Marrow transplant & we found a perfect match in Argentina. The operation took place & was a great success. My thanks go out to Diego, Marrow Donor."
"So I just preordered a Jet Black IPhone.. Lol jk"
"I have friends who swear they dream in colour but it's just a pigment of their imagination"