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Joke of the Day

"My son needed a Bone Marrow transplant & we found a perfect match in Argentina. The operation took place & was a great success. My thanks go out to Diego, Marrow Donor."

"The show Hoarders is like a snooze button for cleaning your house, ""My place isn't that bad, I can go another week"""

"What do you call something that is half horse and half pig? A mounted police officer"

"Why doesn't anyone tell jokes about Jonestown? The punchline is too long."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't fuckin know, maybe if you didn't run him over we could ask him."

"Victim gets beat up, laptop stolen But that's not the whole story so if you see ""charged with battery"" don't buy it!"

"Whats the difference between two dicks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."

"Know why the whole thing with hitler and the Jews happens Because he asked for a glass of juice but everyone thought he said gas the Jews."

"What has 5 fingers but isn't your hand? My hand."

"Why do fencers make terrible Redditors? They always riposte."